…again, this time by Amy.
Well, a meme. That’s something I’m not sure I want to give away. Five little-known things about me. Hmmm. Well. Let’s see what I can come up with that may or may not shock you.
1. It’s not that I don’t like country music, it just doesn’t like me.
2. I own a guitar, but rarely play.
3. I dislike chaos, but like spontaneous gestures.
4. I’m not fond of crowds, but I like to talk.
5. I can talk for hours and not say anything.
manageable imaginations 
Is it just me, or do these sound suspiciously like fortune cookie sayings?
“You’re not fond of crowds but like to talk…”
“Those with chaos in their soul find a tagged fortune.”
This is better:
“The fortune in your soul is tagged by chaos.”
I knew I missed my calling: fortune cookie writer.
“Invite writers to explore hidden talents.”
Uh, you might want to find another one, cuz, uh, well, your # 4 is uh, well, how does one say it politely, uh, y’know?
It sucks? #4 is a paradox? #4 is for the garbage?
Door #1, door #2, or door #3?
(Where’s Monty Hall when I really need him.)
“She who writes meme’s writes inadequately.”
Ok, all fun aside, yes, quite frankly they’re meant to ambiguously odd. The sum of the 5, a bit vague, a bit off, like me (a little known fact? perhaps not). 😉
#1 and #2 surprise me. Mostly #2. #1 because you like 80s music so I figured country must follow…
Hmm. I suppose if I liked 80’s music. Been there, done that…